Cows are smarter than you think

Smart enough to help themselves and their mooing brethren out of a baaad situation.

Cows in the western lots at the ginormous Harris Ranch Feeding Co. have broken out of their holding pens, herded themselves onto the I-5 median and formed a bovine beacon visible from space. In a rarely seen flanking maneuver, cows from the northern-most lots sneaked into an open field and munched an orderly, crop circle plea for compassionate consumption this year.

Wouldn't this look tight if ThickBox got a'hold of it?! Maybe we'll get it working in the future. In the meantime you can still go vegan and help cows anyways--it's independent of ThickBox implementation and they're both still free.