Could your child be suffering from disordered eating?

Are you suffering, too? The Dairy Council of California wants to help with a free resource to let parents identify the insidious symptoms of this condition. We liked it so much we’re cutting your search engine idle time in half by making it available here. PFW tossed it in the /scripts directory because it kinda reads like a bad one.

“Normal” eating includes meat, dairy, and eggs. “Disordered’ eating doesn’t. So what’s a mom to do with a child who has “declared herself a vegetarian and refuses to eat meat”? Set ‘em straight, of course! Just confine your salient talking points to the fat/not fat ones outlined in the guide and you’ll be fine. And normal again. Hit the wiki section titled ‘Farming plants harms animals’ for a few other disordered points, then get them cleared up for grown people by our smart friend Gaverick Matheny.

More dietary dairy = more cows used for dairy = 3 for $1 Tuesdays at Del Taco and all the 49¢ McD's you can shovel in. You know that's where the happy cows go, right? Hey, maybe that Davis guy was spot-on after all: vegetarians are more harmful.