November 16, 2006

Pick Your Perp

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Take some pictures, give them to the world for free, save the life of a starving, sick, and battered innocent, and get six months in jail. You can contribute to this “terrorist’s” defense fund here.

Conspire to drag an unarmed, disabled civilian from his home, execute him with four shots to the face, six more to the body, plant a borrowed assault rifle next to him complete with fingerprints lifted from his corpse, be the first to cut a deal to testify against your seven accomplices, and do less than a year in jail. You can contribute to this “patriot’s” defense fund here.

Pick your perp.

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