Can't face another Tofurky?

Nervous about its explosive potential? Unturkey too frighteningly realistic and no Garden Protein store in sight? Help is on the way.

Vegan holiday meals are just as fragrant, filling, fattening, and delicious as their animal-derived counterparts. Cook. Eat. Impress your multivorous friends and relatives. Do you really wanna shell out $47 a plate just so Madeleine Bistro can bail your no-water-boling ass out again? We know they rock—we eat there.

We also know you really didn’t cook all that stuff last year because we chipped in at your rent party when you came up a little short for December. Buy a vegan cookbook. In the long run, it’ll be more economical for all of us.